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Kinsey Hope (KH for short, formerly Recursive Paradox) is a snazzy sarcasm machine, made of wit, rage, awesome and silliness. She's also a mid 20's aged MtF transsexual woman. Of course, RP isn't her real name. But unfortunately, revealing that you're trans can very badly impact your life. So she keeps her blogging activism and narrative separate from her IRL awesomeness (and trust us, she is awesome. So awesome in fact that she broke several different awesomeness measuring meters, which we are charging her inordinate amounts of money for). For now. If you know who she is, she asks that you respect her privacy. Don't be a complete ass and out her. Or armies of squirrels will find their way to your door and eviscerate you (as well as stealing all of the sunflower seeds from your bird feeders like the seed loving bastards they are. Bastards.)

She's a generally nice person but like many redheads are believed to be, she can be temperamental (which actually has nothing to do with her hair, surprise!). She's new to blogging so any suggestions are appreciated. Even if they are, "switch to blogger/blogspot or wordpress, you silly bitch."

Note: She might take offense to being called a silly bitch. Do so at your own risk.

RP also microblogs under the name genderbitch (Gasp! Just like this blog!) on twitter. You can @ reply her and discuss many wonderful things like; who stole the cookies from the cookie jar (we don't know so it must be God), where the wild things are (Kansas), whether transfats are lipids that don't identify as their birth sex (this topic/joke stopped being funny after the 18th time, assholes), and where all of those socks that disappear in the dryer go (we seriously have no idea and we're getting scared)

Just because you ask for a picture doesn't mean you'll get one. In fact it is highly unlikely you will get one as she is shy, modest and also not a goddamn fucking spectacle.

You may email her but that doesn't mean she'll get back to you, especially if you're a raging transphobic misogynistic asshole, or that guy that keeps on forwarding the really fucking annoying online cards. Seriously stop. You know who you are. Dick.

Sincerely,
The Management, Genderbitch Blog