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Re: Oh dear
That, and I have the nickname "Old Lady Snake and Nape" for a reason.
Seriously, after awhile, you develop a gallows humor. Mine was honed by watching MASH reruns while a guest of the State for a long time.
It helps, it really does. That, and carry a machete, and scowl a lot. I never get hassled when carrying a 24" blade and a 'tude.